A Somatic Immersion
to Bring Out the Man in You.
There are places men go to hide.
This is not one of them.
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🏛 Walk the Path
For generations, Men have been lost.
We’ve pursued what the tribe has deemed valuable.
We left our own passion behind as we pursued a world we didn’t believe in.
We consumed cheap entertainment.
We accepted living in the junk of a mechanized world. No more.
We have a hidden power to show up as potent builders, protectors and guides for our friends, families, and selves.
The power to show up as the fierce guardians of love.
It is time to reconnect to what makes us MEN - The full source of power that lives in our bodies, free, wild & alive.
Men have become disconnected from their bodies, their expression, and their power.
They are missing channels of expression and cycles of renewal that allow them to process life's challenges and turn them into gold. This disconnection leads to relationships getting stuck and men feeling stuck, drowning themselves in work or seeking dopamine hits because they don't know how to process life through their body.
The weakest are those who avoid feelings. It takes incredible strength to have feelings move through your body and stand with them.
What we need are men who can embrace the full spectrum of their masculine expression - from soft to hard, from beast to tender lover.
It’s time to stand erect and show the world who we are.
~ Welcome to
COCK CHURCH
by popular demand
⚔️ The Tenets of Cock Church
WHAT IS COCK CHURCH?
Cock Church is the masculine path inside Exalted Expression Mystery School — the Hogwarts of Embodiment.
Before any man can step into kingship, he must first return to the altar of his own body.
Into your body. Your voice. Your cock.
Into real power that doesn’t pound heads or grind gears — it opens bodies.
Through monthly in-person somatic ceremonies, you will awaken your erotic intelligence, emotional sovereignty, and embodied leadership.
You will meet:
- Your beast.
- Your breath.
- Your truth.
- Your discipline.
- Your devotion.
This is where men come to remember.
This is High feminine creative technology for embodying masculine power.
And no, you don't get naked here. It's your solo erotic expression.
Begin Your Quest
Level 1 — Cock Church
(Monthly Temple)
Scream, Dance and Drop into the Truth of your Masculinity. ⚔️
Level 2 — Trials of Power
(3 Days, 3 trials. Virtual)
Face yourself. Earn the Key to unlock the Legacy Chambers. 🗝
Opening soon.
Level 3 — Legacy Chambers Locked 🔒
Return of the King: Hero's Journey
- The King’s Unbinding
- The King's Labyrinth
Private 1-1 mentorship and priestess-led initiations. Unlocked by the Trials of Power.
Level 1: Cock Church
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Before-COCK CHURCH:
- Your cock feels numb or overworked.
- You perform strength but feel fragile inside.
- You show up for everyone but yourself.
- You avoid confrontation but burn with resentment.
- You have no idea how to express emotion… without exploding or disappearing.
You are The Withholding King
He is the one who feels everything… but shows nothing. The one who holds it all… but trusts no one with it.
He is not a failure. He is a keeper of sacred fire — waiting to be met.
AFTER COCK CHURCH:
- You speak truth without apology.
- You allow sensation and emotion to move through your body.
- You lead with presence instead of pressure.
- You reclaim softness without shame and hardness without harm.
- You become a man who can hold intensity — and respond intentionally.
You are the Embodied King.
From withholding to wielding.
This is your power card. But how you play it…matters.
🛕 WHAT HAPPENS AT COCK CHURCH
Every month is a live, in-person somatic ceremony.
- Cock-rooted breathwork
- Pelvic unwinding & re-sensitization
- Emotional expression through primal sound and movement
- Somatic leadership practices to inspire trust
- Energetic polarity rituals to hold the wild feminine
No nudity. No touch. Just You with YOUR power.
No two ceremonies are the same.
Each one draws from what’s in the room.
WHO THIS IS FOR
You’ve done the work — but something’s still disconnected. You’ve been holding it together — but want to feel alive.
You’ve been the nice guy, the coach, the partner, the provider — But your body is starving to live its own truth.
You want:
- Expression without breaking, cause after you're beyond frustrated, you pass the tipping point and all you can do is yell. You want better for your relationships.
- Leadership without strain, cause it's so heavy to force people to follow when they're uninspired by you.
- Presence that leads; you speak, they open and they want to go where you're taking them. Eyes closed, full trust.
- A sex drive that isn’t draining, but creating. You've got a self-charging battery pack that allows you to build your legacy and enjoy it.
🗓 MONTHLY SERVICES IN TORONTO
Bloor & Bathurst (exact address upon registration)
1:00–2:30pm
$49.72 CAD per session
Facilitated by:
- ✨ Tamina Paris – High Priestess of Hollywood & Embodiment Alchemist
- 🔥 Michael Weirich – Somatic Catalyst & Connection Guide
👉 Book Your Spot – Limited capacity per ritual
🔓 UNLOCK DEEPER LEVELS
Once you’ve entered Cock Church, the temple begins to whisper:
"Do you want to go deeper?"
That’s when the second quest appears:
⚔️ THE 3 TRIALS OF POWER
A 3-part trial for men to earn their Initiation Key and access the deeper chambers of the Mystery School.
These are rites. Not drop-ins.
And no man enters them without facing his fire.
🗝️ YOUR INVITATION
The world doesn’t need more strong men.
It needs present men.
Feeling men.
Penetrative men whose power comes from integrity, not image.
You are not here to perform masculinity. You’re here to transmit it.
If you’ve felt the ache of something deeper calling — This is your entry point.
The congregation is erecting now.
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🗓 Book Your Spot — Begin the Path
Each time you come… you level up.
Join the Church
📍 LOGISTICS
🛕 Monthly ceremonies near Dovercourt & College (exact address given when registered)
⏳ 1.5 hours per session
🎟 Limited capacity — book early
🔔 Activate the power to create changes in your life that no talk therapy could ever do.
🎉Our Summer Special is on for July and August only🎉
Ritual rates are increasing to $113 in the fall.
These sessions are better than therapy.
Better than talking in your men's circle.
Better than just writing it in your journal and meditating on it.
Why? because you're actually acting out the reality that you want to create.
Your body is the highest manifestation tool.
🧭 Special Events
Cock Church Ottawa 📍
Special event! made for the leaders at the frontier of the emerging world.
Register NowThe Threshold
Every man walks with an archetype in his bones.
A force he’s either avoiding…
or becoming.
Ask your body to reveal it.
Take a breath.
Feel into your cock.
🃏 And choose the card that calls you…
Draw Card One
Draw Card Two
You’ve drawn
🃏 The Withholding King
He’s safe. He’s nice. He’s invisible.
🕯️ Shadow:
He dominates himself before anyone else can.
🔑 Inner Ache:
“If I show my full power… I’ll be punished or left.”
⚔️ The Edge:
He fears his own heat more than he fears failure.
You’ve drawn the Withholding King.
He is powerful… but restrained.
Erotic… but silent.
Present… but unseen.
This is the man who edits himself to stay safe.
But the temple doesn’t want your safety.
It wants your truth.
You don’t want help.
You want a rite of passage.
You’ve drawn
👑 The Embodied King
He trusts his impact.
🗡️ Leadership:
He doesn’t edit himself to stay liked.
🔥 Erotic Sovereignty:
He ravishes with reverence and leads with breath.
🎯 Mission:
He shows up—with fire and grace.
Your fire was never the problem.
Just untrained.
You’ve drawn the Embodied King.
He is what the world has forgotten.
Power without pressure.
Eros without apology.
Leadership without performance.
You didn’t arrive here by accident.
Your fire is holy.
Welcome to your throne.
Meet the High Priestess
I wasn’t initiated in a cave—I was initiated under stage lights.
I danced with Gaga. I choreographed for queens on Drag Race.
But nothing trained me like learning to keep my soul in a system built to erase it.
I’m Tamina Paris, High Priestess of Hollywood. I turned the stage into a temple—and now, I pass the flame to you.
The temple responds when you act.
Whichever King lives in you now… he’s not your end point.
He’s your entry.
- Enter Cock Church
- Begin the Trials of Power
- Speak with the High Priestess
Level 2: Trials of Power
🗝 THE 3 TRIALS OF POWER
To receive your Key of Initiation, you must complete 3 trials.
Trial 1: Erection of Truth
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Unmask the performative masculine. Reclaim primal power without shame.
Trial 2: Fire of Feeling
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Breathe through rage, grief, pleasure, and hunger. Build a body that can hold it.
Trial 3: Stillness of the Throne
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Cultivate discipline. Practice energetic containment. Lead without leaving your body.
Each Trial is a call to embodiment:
- For 3 days, a trial will arrive in your inbox at dawn.
- Successful completion delivers you a key to the Temple
💡 WHO THIS IS FOR
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You feel like a man with no map.
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You're successful — but numb.
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Ambitious — but burnt out.
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Loving — but disconnected from your cock, your center, your fire.
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You’ve outgrown the old paradigm of toxic masculinity —
But haven’t yet learned how to lead in the new one.
This is for men who are ready to:
- Move from performance to presence
- Reclaim power without domination
- Build emotional stamina and self-trust
- Feel. Lead. Protect. Penetrate. Without apology.
🜂 WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE TRIALS?
If you complete all 3 trials, you will receive your Initiation Key.
This unlocks your passage into:
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🗝️ Return of the King
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The King’s Unbinding
- The Kings Labyrinth
A multi-phase leadership initiation for embodied masculine expression and legacy building.1:1 journeys into full erotic reclamation with Priestess Led rites of passage.
Complete 3 trials. Earn your Key to Access deeper masculine mysteries.
⚔️ Begin the Trials of Power → Explore the Deeper Initiations
Coming soon.
📜 YOUR INITIATION BEGINS NOW
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You’re not here to perform.
You’re here to remember.
There is a man inside you who is more honest than the one you’ve shown.
A man who can feel and protect.
Who can ravish and receive.
Who can rule with presence — not performance.
To reclaim him...
🗝️ Begin Your Trial Now
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Link coming soon
Level 3: Legacy Chambers Locked
Book your Trial. Earn your key. Unlock the deeper mysteries.
Your Story is Sacred
Did a ritual crack something open in you?
Have you been impacted by the temple?
✍🏽 Submit your story here.
People think putting “Cock” and “Church” together is disgraceful. Unholy.
But that shame? That recoil?
That’s the sacred trigger.
That’s the beginning of liberation.
Because God is everything. And you can’t say God is everything, except for the parts you’ve been taught to hide.
Not your arousal. Not your cock. Not your queerness. Not your scream. Not your tears. Not your ass. Not your pussy.
That’s man-made shame. Not divine truth.
The church was supposed to be a home.
A holy place to reconnect.
To bring all of yourself to the altar — and remember: you are divine.
But instead, they cast the body out.
Cast out emotion.
Cast out the Mother.
Cut out the Goddess and told us that love only lives above the waistline.
They made God small enough to fit inside a rulebook.
And we say no more.
Cock Church is a resurrection.
A place where divinity is not disembodied.
Where you don’t have to abandon your body to be holy.
Where expression is devotion.
The temple is watching.
Show up like you mean it.
Step into the Mysteries